OMG...she tripped??? Aaaahh!!!!!
Well, as humans with dignity & pride, we have several options if we trip:
A)Laugh at how silly that was & act "sporting".
B)Curse the **** stupid slippery steps, your shoes, Mother Nature, the press, & act like a diva/spoilt brat. (asking sum1 2 wipe the steps dry is an option for divas)
C)Act like nothing happened. (you saw nothing!!!)
But, of course, as the glam goddess she is, this diva with her botox swollen body(i dunno which part of her body the botox went) got back on her feet after that horrendous fall and managed to give the paparazzi a pose....(wif wet patches on her not-so-glamorous-anymore dress)
"Do the patches look like they were all part of the original design?"
Well, of course we can't deny that...Mother Nature knows best rite??? Mother Nature did earn her sweet revenge after all....why revenge??? Well, here's one of Donatello's famous quotes:
''Natural is not a word for women. Natural, is for vegetables.''
Hahaha.....now who wants any of her limited edition fans??? Not me, for sure!!! I dun wanna b a victim of Mother Nature!!!
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